Beach and bikini lovers, attention, please! Ladies and gentlemen, introducing trending swim suits for the Thalassophiles by the Aquaholic celebs who are ardently in love with scandals, the peppery paparazzi muckraking and of course, the spotlight.These swimsuits might raise many questions in your mind like ‘what?’ ‘Why?’ or ‘how?’
But you simply can’t avoid the weirdness of the freakish outfit!
Kim Kardashian’s “Furkini”:
The snow-covered beach of January demands something more than your usual attenuated bikinis. So? What could protect your ‘vital assets’ from the chilling cold outside? Attempt Kim’s “Furkini”. A just delightful alternative for your bikinis that are usually incapable of giving you the ‘warmth’ that you are looking for. What is a ‘Furkini’? It is the winter version for your bikini. That’s right! Bored with your jejune bikinis? Try it, of course in icy-winter.
Gigi Hadid’s Chainmail Top:
Can you imagine a costume that consists of chains instead of fabric? You will say it used to be a part of medieval war and conflicts- the clashing kings confronted each other wearing these chained armours, who were supposed to protect their body from any kind of injury. The approach is just out of vogue. However, now- a- days, the centuries old fashion has been revived; but in what form? In the shape of a bikini top! Yes, the ultra- modern fashionable bikini top has become the buzz of the era. Thanks to Gigi Hadid, whose last year’s photo shoot not only resurrects the trend but also promotes a completely different art of bikini fashion. Bath in the tropical sun-rays wearing this and surely you won’t go unnoticed.
Paris Hilton’s Butterfly’s Pasties:
In what ways are you willing to look up to your bikinis? You want it in fabric, in chains, but certainly with the straps, right? Now, fancy a bikini top without any strap, Umm…..sounds a bit vegan?
Suppose if you can cover up your boobs, not fully of course but the portion that will preserve your chastity with pasties, then? Conventionals and critics will always demoralise such a la mode. Hold on, it isn’t that bad that you are thinking. At least, Paris Hilton proved it so. In the 2003 MTV event, the Hilton princess wore it, and trust me it isn’t that bad.
Needless to say, it is a mania that will take a few decades to get accepted fearlessly, even if countless dollars be offered.
Sacha Baron Cohen’s Banana Hammock:
Sacha Cohen wore such a bizarre thing that can taunt any woman to change their mind. What and how can you describe such a wear? Looks like a vest but not like a usual vest. Meaning, the straps or the supportive cloth which is usually around the waist, it is actually coming down from the shoulders!!! Imagine a man wearing only this, openly roaming around!!! Sacha hardly cared about how others are observing him at the 2006 Cannes. What should be your reaction? See, some will feel offended some will enjoy. In which category are you?
Selena Gomez’s One-Piece:
Remember Selena Gomez’s body positive shot in 2015?What would you like to say about it? It is a different version of bikini obviously and certainly semi-nude. But the factor is; it is a bikini without a proper under pant? Don’t panic, please! It is a one piece bikini. No doubt, she was looking insanely sexy. SShhh, boys…behave yourself!
Britney Spears’ Neon Monokini:
What more to say about the Britney Spears? A legend, a brand and what not. The versatility of the aged 35 woman knows no bounds: her unquestionable musical talent, charming personality just gripped her audience.But her appeal for sex also cannot be ignored. Her selfie snapshot in her green Monokini in front of a mirror is just tempting.
Kim Kardashian’s indescribable bikini:
It seems that Kim turns up very often and at times with the different go crazy ideas as ‘blood infused facial’ or even unexplained bikini???!!! Yeah, that’s right, this crazy superstar has again acquired people’s attention by her freakish so called ‘swim suit. How will you explain it? White two piece bikini strapped into one or…..sorry, no explanation. Nevertheless, she looks hot!
Bella Hadid’s Velvet Swimsuit and Her Nude Number:
A swimsuit or bikini, whatever, of Velvet? How horrible idea! It will make you feel so saggy, so sticky, so wet, that you will like to get rid of it as soon as possible. Using it as a swim suit is a bad idea but using it to have sun- bath is not that bad. Like what Bella did. But if you are seriously interested in water-bathing, then, I think her nude number is the ideal. Her skin coloured bikini exhibits her ravishingly seductive beauty. Besides, her velvety nude look enraptures your attention. What more do you want?
Beyonce’s Lace-Up One-Piece:
A suit only made with laces?! OMG!!! How can you be so comfortable in it? Doesn’t it have the risk of falling down apart at any moment? We can ask such questions to Beyonce. But she looked very comfortable in it. And that also for her sea-side vacations! Bold step! But what will happen if she meets face to face with rough waves??!!
Emily Ratajkowski’s Suit:
How can you describe? Swim suit? No…Bikini? May be. Whatsoever, her skinny body fits exactly in it.Her innocent face adds the ‘x’ factor to her appeal. You can try her skinny beach costume if and only if you have an irresistibly sexy shape.
Kourtney Kardashian’s Crochet Bikini:
Do you have an idea that your bikini can have the hand woven texture? Kourtney’s recent trip to Mexico reveals such a possibility. In a very recent photo shoot, she is wearing such an embroidered fancy bikini that has caught the attention of the fashion industry. The pink-yellow crochet colours over black background seem to be bewitching enough.
Kylie Jenner’s Baywatch Moment:
In terms of a style statement, Kylie’s Bikini has nothing new to share but when we talk about naughty insights, then Kylie has always something attractive. Her snapshot of Baywatch moment taken during her island vacation last year exhibits the ‘take away innocence’ magnetism. Her butt out appeal can corrupt your angelic heart!
Raquel Welch’s Animal Hide Swimsuit:
You must have watched adaptations of Adam and Eve several times. Then you also must have noticed that there are many elements utilised to depict the prehistoric era life style. The costume in which Eve was found highlighted to be of animal hide. Now, suppose if you can really wear an outfit made actually out of animal skin. Then? You might not agree with it. But Raquel has made it viable. In the 1966 movie One Million Years B.C, she literally wore a costume of animal hide!!!! How hellacious it may sound but you cannot deny the fact she was just bootylicious!!!!!
Brigitte Bardot’s Iconic Bikini:
For so long you have learned about different multifaceted bikinis. Does the question of its first appearance ever excite your power of thoughts? If not then only know it by some extra knowledge. The bikini concept’s first emergence was in the movie of the controversial 1952 French film, The Girl in the Bikini; had many negative comments, raised many eyebrows, frowned many foreheads and so on. But initial negative responses turn into eventual public acceptances and now Bikini is no longer belong to the group of untouchables. Many thanks to Brigitte for her most ‘valuable’ contributions.
Ladies, want your men to be always hypnotised by you? Try any of these and the result will not disappoint you.